The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Presidential Awards Room in an Alice in Wonderland motif. If you really mess up, you receive a Presidential Medal of Freedom, Patriots Award or a Presidential Pat on the Back: George Tenet, Paul Bremer, Paul Wolfowitz, “Good Job, Brownie.”
The 9/11 Room where you hear the FBI phone recordings saying “They’re taking flying lessons and don‘t want to learn how to land?” “So what?
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
The Osama Bin Laden Room (also not found.)
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.
The USS Abraham Lincoln Flight Deck mock up with a wax figure of President Bush at the microphone and the “Mission Accomplished” Banner.
Obliged to you for hearing me, and now old Sojourner('s Place) ain't got nothing more to say.