Now this is just too much! Woke up this morning only to find that somebody had stolen some of my outside Christmas decorations! Now, I would be really mad really mad, if it just wasn't so damn funny!
Yeah! I called the Po-Po (non-emergency line) and I was laughing all the while they very serious operator took the report. After all, tis the season to be jolly
But, a word of warning for the neighborhood Grinch: I'm laughing now - but now I'm operating on the "wish factor".
I wish a mf would come back here and try to steal something else cause I got something your reindeer stealing a$$!
Guess I'll add this to my fondest Christmas memories.
Obliged to you for hearing me,
and now old SjP ain't got nothin' more to say...
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